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Monday, May 01, 2006

An Instance in Nevada

On the contrary to the popular belief that God does not exist, there was one time where a man was about to shoot another man in the head, when the bullet froze in midair, turned around, was about to hit the shooter, when it froze again, seemed to consider its options, turned upward, where it was about to hit a purple dove, until it curved to the right just in time, and was headed straight for an atheist pedestrian, where it penetrated the skull, and killed him instantly. It was all caught on a nearby security camera. Many religous scholars have concluded that God hates athiests, but they are challanged by others who say it was simply a possesed bullet that hated athiests. But the main question is: What was it possesed by? Most say it was Almighty Himself, where others say it was a peculiar pink jelly bean named Bob that rides in a golf cart. The world may never know.

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