How Rod the Bod and Johnny K Met Their Death

Rod the Bod and Johnny K were innocently strolling down a park pathway, glazed with morning dew, as doves flew over their heads. They were holding hands, as any young couple would. Suddenly, from out of the rabbit hole to their left rose a shady ghost like figure, very similar to a dementor. Rod and Johnny were shocked by the sight, and did not know what to think of it. "Hello, I am your death. Pleasure to meet you." Said the creature. He held out a bony hand, and each of them shook it. "Fancy meeting you here!"
"Well," said Rod the Bod "We were in town, and thought that it was such a nice day, so we decided to take a walk, and..." "Ah, yes, it is quite a beautiful day, eh? I brought my wife Bernice. You should meet her. Oh Bernice dearest, you should come out. You wouldnt believe who's here!" A person came out almost identical to the first one. "Oh, my goodness!" She said. She had a much higher voice than the first one. "Children, you must be freezing! I heard there is supposed to be another cold front in tomorrow! Horrible. But lets not linger on the weather. How have you been? Ive been so excited to meet you! Oh! I have to tell you a funny story. So i was in the grocery store, you know, the one two blocks past the flower shop on 25th street? Yes, well anyway, i needed to bake a cake for my dear aunt, we're visiting her this weekend, back in the old country. Hell, if you did not know. So anyways, i was off getting sugar in the aisle, right, and these people start screaming, as if theyve never seen a demonic Hellion! Crazy! So this guy, right, he just goes and walks rightup to me, gun and everything, little NYPD hat, whatever. So he walks up and says, "Who are you, and what are you doing here?" And i think, the nerve! What a man would just walk up and say so rudely! So i says to him "What are you doing here?" And get this, he shook, and ran from me! How insulting! Am i really that ugly? So anyway, i take the sugar, and reached into my pocket book for some cash, but, get this, the cashiers ran off too! I can imagine them getting fired. So, what was i supposed to do? So i up and walk out the door! Harumph!"

While she was going on and on, Johnny K and Rod the Bod snuck out of their sight. Thus, Rod the Bod and Johnny K have met thier death.