Joe

Joe did not understand why he existed. When Joe went to the shrink, he said he was a pink hefalump. Joe did not know what a hefalump was, let alone pink hefalump, so he looked it up in the encyclpedia; it was not there. Then Joe was sad. He called his mother and asked her what a hefalump was. She said that Joe should read the childrens book Winnie the Pooh. Joe did not see why this would help. Then Joe went on google images, and all he could find were funny looking pink elephant type creatures. Joe thought this was too silly for him to be one. Joe was mad. Then Joe killed himself because he still did not understand why he existed.