How Johnny K and Rod the Bod Met Their Death pt.2

So Johnny K, Rod the Bod, and Dr. EvileMan are hovered in midair doing a tai kwon doe battle, when suddenly, Dr. Evileman pulls out a DragonBall! Hahahaha! says Dr. Evileman. You cannot defeat me now, for i have (whatever are in dragonballs)! Then with a sly grin, Rod the Bod pulls out a Pokeball! You think you are so clever! he says. Lets see what (whatever are in dragonballs) can do to PIKATCHU!!! Then, to join in, Johnny K says with a smirk. None of you, however can top my YuGiOh triple headed blue silver eyed dragon with reinforced black hole magic and an enhanced iron plating armor bonus, and the cheeseburger special power, refined with ultra cheeseburger cook power!!!! HAHHAHAHAHA!!!
Then, a hindu shaman appears out of nowhere and says No! stop the fighting! We must...have...peace. Then, out of the ground bursts a catholic priest! Oh no! says the hindu. Then, shocking all, it starts raining cats and kamakazee rabbis. ZION 4EVER!! DDDIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!! say the rabbis. Suddenly, they all pull out revolvers and shoot everbody to death, including the cat.

And thus, Johnny K and Rod the Bod have met their death.