Jumpy Gyn

Jumpy Gyn wanted to be a cosmonaut (in case you didn’t know, that’s communist for astronaut). Not that Gyn was a commie, but she always thunk the Queen was up to no good. What a shame that Gyn was a trout fisher that worked the wilds of Detroit (the sewertrout are in season). One fine sewer trout midnoon, Gyn came upon the granddadafather of sewer troutmutants. Its name was Puffin, and there was no other puffin before this puffin, even though it wasn’t a puffin, its name was Puffin, thus inducing its puffiness. Gyn gazed up lovingly at Puffin’s multiple eye sockets, for Gyn thought moronically that Puffin would be her bestest friend for all eternity (Gyn didn’t have much of a social life). Quite unfortunetly, Puffin just had eye sockets, and gobbled up Gyn. And no, Gyn never became a cosmonaut (commie for astronaut.)