The Holy Scriptures of Cheranna and Oconus The Hand of Doom

Hear me o Israel, children of the corn. Thou shalt listen because you have nothing better TO
DO! Harem! TOO long has it been since the Catholic Church has had a NEW god to worship. Evcark to the Promised Land my childeren of the steamed broccoli! Neine feivel eist thou soundeth goood. THOSUT name is CHERANNA CHERANNA CHERANNA CHERANNA CHERANNA